Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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