The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
A particularly funny moment you may have missed; you walked in to the basement to announce that whoever was cooking sausages had left them on the grill for Hella long, only to be told that you were in fact the person grilling. At which point you just said, "the sausages are done" and walked out
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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