He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
handjob tips. give me some.
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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