wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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