do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
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