did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
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