Remember that night when i almost got you arrested? Is that funny yet?
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
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Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
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cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
Just wore the promise ring dad gave me freshman year of high school as a fake wedding band while I bought a pregnancy test. I think it's safe to say that's not what he had in mind with that gift 14 years ago.
I need a sign that says “please don’t make plans with me if I’ve had two or more drinks. I will regret them. I will have bitter feelings towards you. Then I will cancel and feel guilty.”
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