I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
Dude, this chick just tossed my salad hard. All that I could picture was a dog trying to get the last of the peanut butter out of the jar of Jiff and trying not to think of how grotesque my last dump was.
Then she tried to kiss me and I wouldn't and she got pissed off and went to sleep. Then about an hour later, her kid called her. She went home and on the way out I told her to wash her mouth before she kissed her kid good night. Weird night..
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
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