guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
I wish i was in the wii world.
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
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Within the hour, he sent me 8 texts and 4 voice memos. One of the memos was just him whistling for 3 minutes. ...It's official, I attract the crazies.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
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she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
i believe in u and ur pee
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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