what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
I was looking through my facebook friends list to see how many ppl on the list i've hooked up with, and was effectively reminded of my failed friendships, relationships, fuck budy-ships, friends with benefits, and "i cant remember if i ever did shit with him but we're awkward now" ships.
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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