absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
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I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
So awkward... The newspaper lady just caught me sitting stoned in my driveway at 5 am and asked if I was okay. I'm way better than ok right now
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
The bartender just legitimately thanked me for breaking the cycle of speed metal by playing mmmbop.
i don't think that has ever happened before in the history of man
Nothing like having your house arrest ankle bracelet vibrate and take a moisture sample at the exact moment you're about to blow it in some chick...buzzkill
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Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
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