What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
Woke up to a bouquet of flowers in my toilet bowl. Drunk hubby loves me.
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then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
The manager of the bar we were at the night before came to my house today giving me coupons. Apperently you and i won karaoke night which is a prize of 300 beer dollars. No idea what beer dollars means nor do i have any memory of doing karaoke but lets go back tonight.
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
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You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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