would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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