i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
Randomize
