You really coming over, don't trick.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
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Mom just texted me to see if it was you who was streaking at the Mariner game... Did you accept yet another $1 bet?
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
I just slammed another champagne, swaggered over to her, pointed across the room at the 20 y/o lacrosse player and whispered loudly, "I brought that one for YOU." I'm getting a raise.
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Just high enough for therapy.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
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