please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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