You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
As we were walking to her place she stole a pizza from the delivery guy's car and when we got home she grabbed a slice, two beers, removed her pants, and said "call of duty?" im going to marry her
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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