so explain again why im purple
no
Jerry, you need to find god
dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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