C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
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Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
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So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
Sometimes having a penis is like having a really stupid drunk best friend. You see it doing dumb shit but you're just not the one in charge.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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