She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
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Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
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I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
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