I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I had my own version of the Hangover last night. I woke up to a disassembled Christmas tree, shit on the futon, and a hamster in the bathroom with a necklace on that said "Feed Me Bitch." I don't own a hamster. I don't know what I drank last night, but I want to do it again.
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
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dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
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He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
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