Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
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