Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
We watched the first ever season of SNL and fucked for so long. He accidentally punched me in the face, but I mean, John Belushi was the background noise of our sex. I can deal with it.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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