i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
Banned from zoo.
Again?
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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