Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
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he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
40s are totally the cure
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
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I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
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