Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
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but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
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i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
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