Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
Dude. When are you coming home? I'm laying in bed watching the Grinch and trying to pet a cat that I'm not even sure exists.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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