well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
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Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
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He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
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