forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
gpnpr hd vmdd nm the ggrl whm was mn my lar
I need you to use more vowels.
I just found a bag of teeth...
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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