dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
I wasn't hungover this morning. My head just hurt because someone tried to suction cup a dildo to my forehead.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
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