No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
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we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
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Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
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