Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
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