i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
You know that hot fire fighter I fucked yesterday? Well him and two other guys are killing the fire on my stove. Awkward.
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apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
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Just delivered a pizza to a holiday inn and a delivery driver from Me n Ed's walked up at the same time, we both were going to the same floor so we stood in the elevator making small talk about delivery stuff, but a small part of me wanted to deck him, stand over him and shout,"FOR THE HUT MOTHERFUCKER, FOR THE HUT!"
Jesus christ, don't start a pizza delivery gang war.
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
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