I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
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