Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I have a fruit stripe tattoo on my penis. You're the only person I know who chews that gum.
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
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