On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
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