She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
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i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
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I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
I had nothing but condoms at the checkout, then grabbed a pack of Orbitz gum and said "gotta protect from bad breath" felt like a boss
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
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