no. you can't hotbox the world.
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
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