I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
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I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
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Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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