If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
The sex would be better if it wasn’t interrupted because his home detention ankle monitor needed charging. At least I know he’s not cheating on me
Do you even hear yourself?
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