i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
How so I keep attracting the virgins? HOW?
You talk about your love for your ninja turtle onesie when you're drunk. Are you really surprised?
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
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