So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
this just has baby written all over it
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
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I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
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You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
He said I looked like a ballsack and I tried to choke him out with my Ghostbusters pajama pants. Happy fucking Halloween.
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
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