Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
I making dinner, so you might want to actually come home tonight.
oh, you finally did the dishes then?
No, bought new ones.
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
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