It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
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At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
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High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
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