i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
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i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
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I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
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