Christians are straight up FREAKS
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
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Someone said we're out of ice. You collapsed on the spot and started sobbing, saying 'but where will all the polar bears live". That drunk.
Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
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When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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