Whod you bang
he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
I failed the drunk obstacle course of trying to find my bed... consolation prize... a sore ankle and "disappointed' parents.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
Randomize
