I fell asleep on the toilet again last night...
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
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