I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
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I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
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My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
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