I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
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