Erica just called me. She woke up in a storage closet in Mike's building with one shoe and no bag. Can you check your photos from last night to see if she had it at the bar?
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
Randomize
