I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
Blow job season was short but glorious.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
Have a booty call at 3am, stopped for tacos at 2:30. It's 2:55 and I still haven't ordered but can't jump the curb to get out of line because there is a cop in front of me. What am I doing with my life?
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
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