I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
If the Four Horseman of the Apocalypse gang banged each other and had a kid, it would look like the creature I woke up next to this morning.
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
he was so excited that he found the elusive clitoris. i was like look christopher colombus, just because you found it doesnt mean you knew what to do with it
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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